In a society like ours, it is important to have a healthy level of insanity. Everyday I see more and more retards that can’t tell a sneeze from a wet fart. In order to cope with these idiots, get a little retarded as well. Sing a dumb ass song in public, crack a stinker in a crowded elevator. Make someone look at you and go “wtf.” I live by this daily and it makes the monotonous bullshit of working in the corporate world, more bearable.
To all of the Repulsive Ones, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and throw a party. We’re going streaking!
Damn Skippy!